Moments before this photo was taken, little Luke demonstrated impressive water pressure, arching a steady stream of baby pee (sterile of course) all over the couch. Come on over. I won't tell you which one. I'm glad it's leather. Just when you think you know how to gauge whether or not to get the umbrella... yikes, wrong again. Now -- the littlest man is sleeping on my chest. I hear every little breath... and I'm watching "Feasting on Waves w/Alton Brown".